well...wonderful, until he hands you pepper spray. I suppose on some morbid level the gesture is still romantic.
I am sure that if I ever were actually confronted by a knife weilding psychopath, I would more likely spray myself in the eye, than effectively thwart any attempt to steal our precious baby.
Worse, I will probably never encounter said psychopath, forget I carry pepper spray, and attempt to board a plane someday. I can just see it now. Our toddler will be screaming from his stroller as his mother is tackled to the ground by three hefty security officers.
Thanks honey.
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Well, it's the thought that counts!!!
How funny!
a little overprotective?
have you been threatened recently? or is this just general worry? Does he know you took ... martial arts... Judo, was it?
that's just funny!
well not general worry because that would imply that this was normal, but Derick worry, no other reason.
That ridiculous, hilarious and romantic all at the same time. Who knew.
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